Monday, April 06, 2009

Rupert Everett: Graydon Carter "Is An Amazing Fuck"

British actor Rupert Everett is, oddly, a Contributing Editor at VF, the jet set bible. Everett, always yappy about celebrities, riffs to Kevin Sessums of The DailyBeast about Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair:

"He’s such a weird character, that [Vanity Fair Editor in Chief] Graydon [Carter]. He’s certainly not the buffoon he looks like. This is the most amazing thing I found out about him. I was once staying at a hotel and I was in the room directly under his. He is an amazing fuck. And you can quote me on this. The screams coming from the woman were some of the purest sounds of pleasure I’d ever heard. And there I was sitting alone in my room unfucked. Suddenly it all made sense. That messy hair of his that I always thought was buffoon hair was buffoon hair hiding a monster cock. The next day I went down to breakfast and Graydon came in and I thought to myself, well, now I understand why you are always acting so entitled and walking on air even though you’re rather fat. It’s because grazing the grass between your legs is this appendage of yours. I did rather politely tell him that morning that I thought he was a very good fuck."

Guess we now know what happens in the "seventh room." Tina Brown, who is the editor of TheDailyBeast, preceded Carter as EIC of Vanity Fair (aka arbiter elegentiae of the jet set).

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