Will A Moonves Child Bring Balance To The Media?
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Galactic media overlord Les Moonves -- minion of Cosmic Emperor Redstone -- is having a child. From his legendary Golden Gut. With The Chenbot. Actually, we kind of find this rather sweet as, clearly, the man is deeply in love with his wife after (we cannot fail to note, sotto voce) a rocky previous one. But we wonder about the prophecy. The prophecy was that there would be someone who brought balance to "the media."
And whatever happened to Les Moonves bringing a live performance of "Network" (w/Clooney as Beale) to CBS?