Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Obsessed Movie Drinking Game

The Corsair would like to propose the *Obsessed* movie drinking game:

-- 1 drink every time “bitch” is said, as in:

"Derek Charles: Breathe, Bitch!
[after Derek finds Lisa unconscious]"

-- 2 drinks for each time a character on-screen calls someone “crazy," as in:

"Beth Charles: I'ma show you crazy!"

-- 3 drinks, with gusto, for every “skinny ass” comment conjured, as in:

"Beth Charles: I'm-a wipe the floor wit yo skinny ass."

-- And a deep hearty chug when any combination of these expletives are used, as in:

"Beth Charles: [on the phone] You know who this is. You came into my house, you touched my child. You think you're crazy? I'll show you crazy. Try me, bitch."

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