Breaking: Lady Gaga Was A Stripper!
Heaven forfend! Lady Gaga -- and this one caught us totally by surprise -- is no stranger to the pole. Who knew?
I mean, is there anything about this pop princess that can be properly construed as abjectly strippy?
Granted, the oiliness of the lyrics of "Poker Face" are more likely to induce an impromptu voyage to the shower than a trip to the dance floor ... but still. And, yes, Lady Gaga's existential cri du coeur "Just Dance," is suffused with more than a few hints of louche (Averted Gaze). But we cannot express the sheer surprise upon being informed that Lady Gaga's hip swivelly excesses were learned on the job in the "Champagne Room."