Why Is Michelle Rodriguez So Angry?



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In many ways Michelle Rodriguez, who is lovely and rich, is angrier than John McCain. But not more than Sam Jackson. At least John McCain can put away his brittle old man anger when he is not campaigning for political office. Rodriguez, by contrast, appears to be in a perpetual state of lush rage. Relax. A variation on the anger theme didn't work with Rose McGowan or, for that matter, Jack Nicholson in the 90s (And even worse, Christian Slater's bad impersonation of Jack Nicholson in the 90s). From our favorite superhero gossip duo Rush and Molloy:

"After Michelle Rodriguez's weekend visit, the folks at the Mayfair Hotel and Spa in Coconut Grove, Fla., may be rethinking those heavy brass knockers they have on every guest-room door.

"Fellow guests at the recherché retreat say they were awakened at 9 a.m. Sunday to loud banging and the dulcet tones of Rodriguez, screaming at her roommate.

"'I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly,' one exhausted guest tells us. 'I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, b------!'"

"The loud knocking continued for another five minutes, says the source, until the "Girlfight" star hollered, 'If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back.' The door creaked open."

Definite overshare, Michelle.

And while we do not know you and draw this inference of anger from only the media images, this "ruffian" thing is not a good look on anyone. Ask John "That One!" McCain.