Monday, September 08, 2008

Courtney Love: The VMA's Have Gotten So "Fucking Urban"



Keith Urban? What is Courtney Love even talking about? Love, who's comeback album Nobody's Daughter is slated for an early 2009 release needs to clean up her act before she goes out promoting. We have actually been pulling for her to knock our socks off with something comparable to the magnificent "Doll Parts," but her dark past always threatens to pull Love into the undertow of hugely eccentric behavior? Gawker alerts us to her MySpace rant which references everyone from Rilke to opiates to Fleurs du Mal to the mortage crisis. We tuned out after the "albino negro" reference:

"i didnt go to the 'VMAS' as we used to call them but theyve gotten so fucking Urban i dont know i guess Van Toffler thought ( hes an exec at MTV ) he was being edgy and he WAS by letting my darkling prince Brand host the mtv awards- but theyre not the "VMAS" and they never will be again - i had ZERO desire to watch let alone go and thats one of my very favourite people ive ever known or had the honour of being friends and fiends with hosting it so i feel horribly rude that my desire not to watch assholes with chastity rings- oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y'all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up- i say this after spending a lovely lovely LOVELY evening with a new friend- friend of Diablos actually's fathers birthday mostly i sat with his parents and just fell utterly in love i wish they were MY parents --"


And so on (Averted Gaze). Seriously, Courtney: get some help. You need Jesus is your life.

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