Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Judgement Of Paris



(image via thisislondon)



(image via thisislondon)

"No" is a word as alien to the Paris Hilton's lips as the truth. Increasingly common, though, to Paris Hilton's well-used mouth is Valtrex (tm), and the moue that comes from rejection. To wit; from Thisislondon:

"Football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo turned down Paris Hilton after she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub, MailOnline has learned.

"The Manchester United striker - currently in LA on an undisclosed business trip - arrived at trendy hotspot Villa in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

"A source said: 'Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table.

"'At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him.

"'But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her.'

"According to reports, the 23-year-old Portugese star is a single man after splitting from model Nereida Gallardo, 25.

"And heiress Paris, clad in a peach-coloured dress, was clearly impressed by his charms.

"The onlooker added: 'Every girl in the club was checking him out but Paris couldn't take her eyes off him.

"'You could tell he enjoyed the attention but he didn't really want anything to do with any of the girls."


No doubt Ronaldo -- no relation -- has more important matters on his mind.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paris will fuck him real violently if she can sink her claws into him. Im kinda impressed ronnie turned her down. Besides u cant compare Paris to Nereida Gallardo. the girl is hot
The fact that she cant have ronnie will not only make her respect him but will also make her wanna fuck him real passionately if she has the opportunity to. The truth is that women love what they cannot have and ronnie is the one Paris cant have this time

The Corsair said...

wow