(image via newsoftheworld)
Apparently Isaac Cohen, Britney's interregnum toyboy post-Fex Ex ("Brohen"), has gone and blabbed. "Beefcheeks (as we like to call him)," in retrospect, is not the nice boy everyone assumed he was. Considering that this is from the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld, we regard the "confession" with a grain of salt. And extremely, extremely interesting grain of salt. From Newsoftheworld:
"Isaac said: 'By the time I met Britney she was burnt out. She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage.
"'Yes she enjoyed Jack Daniel's but she was trying not to get in the state she had been in with Paris. Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle.
"'It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box."
Yes ... She enjoyed Jack Daniels. A Dick in a Box? Yesterday's news. A Wedding dress in a box, however -- sotto voce -- Swellegant, with just a hint of To-The-Trailer-born with grilled Possum-with-Fixins (tm). Were there cheetos and chicken fingers fingerprints on the dress from where Fed-Ex had his greasy way with her? More:
"...At a whacking £20,000 a night the two-storey suite has a rotating bed, with mirrored ceiling and an infinity Jacuzzi spa bath on the rooftop.
"Isaac said: 'Britney is not shy about her body so she slowly stripped off her clothes and beckoned me to join her under the stars in the pool.
"It was an amazing view over the Las Vegas strip. But we didn't stay long as we wanted to try out the bed.
"So we clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling.
"It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off."
"...'I rarely saw Britney with any friends and during our time together I never saw her with Paris, it was like that was a part of her life she wanted to forget.'"
It is a part of everyone's life that we want to forget, baby. The full, sordid "story" here.
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