Djimon Hounsou: For Shame



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Looks like Cameron Diaz found her entrance into the center stage of the Academy Awards, by being on the arm of a heavyweight nominee. Imagine the calculation involved in weaving such an elaborate spiderweb. From those intrepid page Sixxies:

"FORGET Kelly Slater - Cameron Diaz has her eye on 'Blood Diamond' Oscar-nominated actor Djimon Hounsou. They showed up at Hyde in L.A. Thursday night and, according to X17online.com, were 'all over each other . . . They arrived around 1:30 a.m. and stayed for about an hour. They cozied up to each other at a table and left together in Cameron's black Prius. While Cameron was all smiles when they left, Djimon kept his head down, partially hiding his face under his cap.'"

Nine Inch Breadstick-sized "wenis" notwithstanding, "Beefcheeks" Kelly Slater wasn't Oscarworthy (And Djimon is a far more manly name). Oh dear sweet jesus no. Cameron Diaz eats innocence for lunch! look at those dead, violent reptile eyes! Djimon: They'll lay siege to your Noble and Melancholy African soul. We won't even entertain the possibility that Cameron is doing this for proximity to Leo. We simply will not ...