Saturday, February 17, 2007

The Hugh Grant Jinx Strikes!

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Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley, the most poisonous Ango-imports since Madonna's fake British accent (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), strike again, with their jinxes. This item features Hugh Grant (He likes his hookers like he likes his coffee), who, to our knowledge, has only been bad luck to the pictures he is in. Only Jay Leno has ever gotten traction from a Hugh Grant appearance, and that was to uncharacteristically for a brown-noser like Jay, really tear him another ass. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"Apparently it wasn't love, actually. Brit actor Hugh Grant is parting ways with his girlfriend Jemima Khan, ending a three-year relationship with the mother of two, his publicist said yesterday. 'Hugh and Jemima have decided to split amicably,' Grant rep Robert Garlock told People magazine, without elaborating on why the notes had turned sour for the star of 'Music and Lyrics' and Khan, the daughter of billionaire businessman Sir James Goldsmith."

Ladies: Hold on to your purses! This man is a world class golddigger. Danger! He will probably strike among the European jet-set as his star has fallen here. Beware to all the ladies with millions within shouting distance of this blog! Hugh Grant is on the prowl; Hugh Grant is on the hoof!

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