The Corsair Oscars Drinking Game



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1 shot If ...

--Eddie Murphy is chewing gum as the nominations for Best Actor are being read.

Tom Cruise overdoses on Seriousness in his attempt to rekindle his b.o. mojo as an award presenter.

2 Shots If ...

--Reference is made to Spielberg being angry at Paramount.

3 shots If ..

--Forest Whitaker says something in Kiswahili in his acceptance speech.

--Helen Mirren makes a case for older women in Hollywood.

Chug hard Liquor If ..

--Ellen makes a Geffen-Obama-Hillary joke.

--Former underwear model Mark Wahlberg beats Eddie Murphy for Best Supporting Actor. (Down a beer on top of that if Eddie Murphy makes a sour face as he loses)