Usher: In Need of "Correction"



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The venerable Page Six ran an item that kind of freaked us the fuck out. It involved Usher, Freakshow. Namely:

"DEVON Aoki brought out the shameless flirt in Usher at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills the other night. 'My God, you are so beautiful,' the R&B romeo told the Benihana heiress-turned-actress before chatting her up for the rest of the night, much to the chagrin of her annoyed boyfriend. "

This, after "Ush" complained that he was "bored" with punchy supermodel Naomi Campbell (How does that happen? She contains multitudes).

This is not the first time Usher has stooped to conquer another man's lover. Allegedly (via Popbitch), Ush stole Xzibit's ex-fiance, Eisha Brightwell after his sexuality was questioned. Ush breaks, of course, The Code of Manliness, namely, one does not steal another man's domestic partner in front of his face. Should one be burdened with "excessive manly ardor," one simply waits until the man takes a bathroom break, or -- and we do not recommend this -- one simply waits until the competitor gets drinks to make the move.

We recommend, for Usher, who is clearly veering into the dangerous world of unruliness (a case of fame to early?), the judicious application of a robust ass-whipping. Ass-whippings are, on the whole, therapeutic affairs; they put things all into perspective -- and Ush, clearly, is in need of some "correction."