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Well, can you blame her? We have little sympathy for this devil. You know the story. Priapic British rocker meets leggy Texan model. Rocker marries leggy Texan model. Rocker strays like a rolling stone. Model develops a discrete under-the-table kick for women who hit on her rocker husband in front of her in clubs. (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) Rocker still strays. So she divorces him, in a rather dignified manner, without taking him to the cleaners -- although she surely could have.
The consolation of it all -- aside from the hott daughters and her status as the ultimate Baby Boomer Silicon Valley billionaire arm candy -- is that Jerry Hall has earned the right to roast Sir. Mick Jagger in citric acid when the occasion merits. And she did. According to ThisisLondon:
"The 48-year-old actress and model spoke frankly of Mick Jagger's weakness for women as she hosted a fashion awards night in Monte Carlo.
Other stories:
"And as the audience - including Victoria Beckham, Mariah Carey and Prince Albert of Monaco - hooted with laughter, Miss Hall seemed to revel in a little light-hearted revenge.
"Asked on stage by her co-host Jeremy Irons whether Sir Mick might host the event with her next year, she replied: 'Are you insane? Have you seen how many models there are here? Even he couldn't afford the child support payments.'
" ...Irons persevered and Miss Hall admitted that she did like betting on 'the fillies'. She then added: 'Of course, Mick always liked betting on a lot of fillies at the same time.
"'Unfortunately, the last filly he bet on, I got to keep the house'."
Ouch. The article explains:
"Jagger fathered his seventh child, Lucas, with model Luciana Morad while married to Miss Hall, the mother of four of his children.
"After years of putting up with his unfaithfulness, the affair with Miss Morad was the last straw."
Full article here.
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