Fitty Cent's Homemade Crack Recipe



Director Jim Sheridan, in the heezy. (image via digitalhit)

Chris Rock used to cut his "cracks" cocaine up with lactose, which (The Corsair sniffs haughtily), considering the prevalence of lactose-intolerance in the African-American community, seems, in retrospect ... callous. Then again, who expects a cosy businessperson-client relationship with their crackrock dealer? Hmm?

Anyway, Fitty Cent one-ups Chris, as we get his own special recipe, secondhand, from Irish director Jim Sheridan in November's Premiere Magazine (A great issue):

"50 Cent kindly corrected the director on how exactly one goes about cooking crack. ('I think its baking soda with water, heat it up and put the coke in, then ice, and it freezes into crystals,' Sheridan reports")."

Swell and lovely. We still give the Whitney Houston Creativity-in-Crack Award --a burnt and blistered thumbs up -- to Chris Rock, whose crafty crack recipe actually contained Vitamin B12. Good looking out, Chris.