Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Jude Law: "He thinks Sienna's a hypocrite"


Sienna "kneads" actor Daniel Craig like sourdough for the film, Layer Cake (image via newsoftheworld)

Apparently, Sienna Miller was getting some extra ... "portions" on the side while Jude Law, in a parallel development, was busy servicing the Nanny. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, we always say. But, as you all know, two wrongs don't make a Daisy Wright. According to the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:

"In an amazing twist, the News of the World can reveal that while Jude was begging forgiveness for bedding his children's nanny Daisy Wright, Sienna was romping with hunky actor Daniel Craig."

We are not sure if an "amazing twist" was actually involved, but Sienna looks rather flexible (The Corsair pours himself a lurid Grappa).

"Last Thursday, furious Jude threw the sexy Layer Cake actress out of their �4 million London home, branding her a 'hypocrite and a conniving bitch.'

"Now Sienna has fled to a �300-a-night hotel in Morocco."

We feel her pain. Because, as you know, repairing to a lush Moroccan hotel is the apogee of misery.

"On Saturday night Jude was spotted in southern Spain with friends after an angry confrontation with long-time pal Daniel.


Jude and longtime pal, Danie-san (image via newsoftheworld)

"Our source revealed: 'Jude is incandescent with rage. He thinks Sienna's a hypocrite for giving him such a hard time over his affair when she has been carrying on with Daniel.

"'To make matters worse, Daniel is one of Jude's oldest pals and he feels utterly betrayed.'

Why can't friends share?

"Jude, 32, learned about 23-year-old Sienna's affair last Monday. A friend told him that two weeks earlier, when she told Jude she was flat-hunting in west London, she actually had a secret tryst with Daniel.

"Her driver dropped her off at an address and she told him to pick her up later because she had several properties to view.

"But instead she spent the time with Daniel, 38, a former beau of Kate Moss and bookies' favourite to be the next James Bond."

All paths lead to Kate Moss. Sex degrees of Kate Moss.

"Our source added: 'Jude phoned Daniel, who was in Baltimore, demanding to know how he could do this to a friend.

"'He also demanded that Daniel come clean with his own girlfriend, American film producer Satsuki Mitchell. And Sienna didn't have much choice but to admit it when Jude put the question to her.'"

The whole sordid story here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm personally really disappointed with Daniel, as he once said 'I have a great respect for women', big backslide on that one. But jude can't exactly point the finger with his own escapades with the nanny ...