Boy George: Thoroughly Outhustled



Do you really want to hurt him? Do you really went to make him cry? (image via photobucket)

You can't outhustle a hustler. Zero percentage."Manwhores" are resilient creatures; they are denizens of the night. And besides: It's not easy to make assless chaps look presentable -- appealing, even -- in an urban environment, illumined only by the harshest of streetlights. Just take this, from the venerable Page Six, as a cautionary tale:

"BOY George hired a male hustler who tried to rob him the morning the cross-dressing Culture Club singer was busted for cocaine possession, PAGE SIX has learned.

"George called 911 last Friday morning to report that his Centre Street apartment had been burglarized �? but he was arrested when cops found a mound of what appeared to be Bolivian marching powder piled near his computer.

"A source said that George called 911 after the hustler he'd ordered up demanded that he hand over all of the money in the house.

"'George said no and that he was going to call the police,' says our source. 'The prostitute said, 'Go ahead and you'll go to jail.' So George freaked out because he was high, called the police, the prostitute left, and George got arrested.'"

What did we learn: a) It's best not to involve the local constabulary when fucked up on "Vitamin C" with a hooker in the crib. -- Next:

"... The only person in the apartment besides George when officers arrived was his friend Kyoko Nagami, a Japanese model and drag queen groupie. According to police sources, Nagami flipped on her friend, telling cops there was 'a lot more' coke in the bedroom."

What did we learn: b) Japanese Drag Queen groupies are not inclined to help you "rough up" an uppity hooker demanding more than the agreed upon fee. Corollary: c) Japanese drag queen groupies will go flip-mode on your ass at the outset of any unscheduled "fuzz" involvement, please do avoid.

The full monte here.