Saturday, October 29, 2005

Page Six: "Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell have become slightly bloated"


Does this man need a training bra? (image via utopolis)

It happens. Hard drinking catches up. The behavior of liquid in equilibrium under the forces of gravity while swilling Beefeater Gin all conspire, quite brutally, to rob us of our crisp twentysomething looks and leave mere mortals looking awfully Kennedyesque. We regret to inform you that Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell have become slightly bloated. (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) We would suggest switching to Amstel Light, or, better, shots instead of beers, but it appears to be too late to forstall the inevitable. According to those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"The long awaited version of 'Miami Vice' is threatening to become a big disater for Universal, with the picture far behind schedule and way over budget, insiders say.

"Sources tell PAGE SIX the screen version of the popular '80s TV series that starred Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas is mired in production difficulties including:

"... Stars Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell have become slightly bloated, with Farrell sporting 'beer boobs' due to their constant partying in Miami. Farrell, in particular, has been carousing at almost every hotel bar and club in town, at times drinking VOX vodka straight from the bottle."

And so, Farrell and Fox go the way of other bloated actor-holics, like Oliver Reed.

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