Jude Law Woos Salma Hayek, Sienna Turns "Puce"



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Drama! Editirixes at Conde Nast can breathe a little easier knowing that Jude Law is back on the market. This after a report earlier in the week that Sienna Miller was busy kneading actor Daniel Craig like sourdough. Bad news, however, for Sienna Miller, she of "The Six Commandments." (Averted Gaze) According to Monstersandcritics:

"Jude Law's ex-fianc�e Sienna Miller broke down in tears after hearing he had been on a date with beautiful actress Salma Hayek.

"The heartthrob actor partied with stunning Hayek in top Paris nightspot 'Man Ray' on Tuesday (11.10.05) and were seen looking 'extremely friendly', according to witnesses. But after Sienna heard the news she stormed into Jude's hotel restaurant to confront him."

(The Corsair pours himself a Glemourangie) Oh it's on ... it's on like Gray Poupon!

"A source is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: 'Sienna threw herself at Jude. She walked into the restaurant where he was having lunch with a pretty brunette, who wasn't Salma, and she got down on her knees and wept."

(A considerable pause; The Corsair continues) Jude's got it like that?

"'She was sobbing uncontrollably and telling him, 'Don't go, don't go'. At one stage she had her head in his lap.'"

No one does drama quite like the Brits, no? I, Claudius; Cadfael; Poldark; Kate Moss .. Need The Corsair go on?

"An insider added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: 'It was astonishing. Sienna was screaming as she flew into the room but Jude appeared completely calm and nonchalant. Her face was absolutely puce and she was clearly very upset.'"

Puce? How charming. Sienna turned Puce; we cannot forget how he turnes Sadie Frost blue. Like a fuckign kaleidescope. Jude Law: Recognize a pimp. The full monte here.