Lindsay Lohan and Antibiotics
The Page Sixxies report:
"LINDSAY Lohan is having a better time in New Orleans than previously thought. Lohan, 18, in Louisiana shooting 'Just My Luck,' has been having a ball with Johnny Knoxville, 33, who is in the Big Easy shooting 'Dukes of Hazzard.' According to an Us Weekly spy, the two have been 'hooking up' for a couple of weeks. Meanwhile, all the partying seems to have caught up with Lohan. The star had to get chest X-rays the other day, and took a day off shooting Monday due to a bad flu. 'Everyone on set is on antibiotics,' said her rep, who declined to comment on Knoxville."
We'll pass over in considerable silence the Lindsay Lohan chest X-Ray. That's too easy. Irradiated knockers are not our bag. Our game is too tight to go after the cheap laugh. We bring far to much "flava" to the table for that kind of nonsense. Instead, we hone in with laser-like precision at the words "Johnny Knoxville" and "antibiotics." Venereal thoughts of microbial skank intrude into our pristine consciousness. Immediately, we are taken aback at the sheer audacity of Nature at such an insidious reciprocal bacterial relationship, Johnny Knoxvill and antibiotics, indeed!