Christian Slater's "English Rose"
 
I don't know what's more sleazy, the fact that Christian Slater publicly cheats on a jealous and volatile "spitfire" wife, Ryan Haddon, or the fact that he calls his mistress an "English Rose." Yuck! That's like a demotion from being called "a hot tomato" by a low grade piece of ass like Geraldo Rivera.

Anyhoo: The 3AM Girls blow up Slater's spot, big time:

"HE'S a familiar face in London's lapdancing clubs, but it seems Hollywood heartthrob Christian Slater is also partial to a lady who keeps her clothes on.

"The True Romance star, who last week was seen sheepishly exiting Stringfellows at 3am, spent Sunday evening wooing a young blonde.

"The 34-year-old father-of-two, who is in rehearsals for the West End play One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, was all over the mystery babe he'd invited to dinner at posh restaurant Nobu.

"Our informant reveals, 'Christian and a friend arrived at around 8.45pm.

"'As soon as they sat down the conversation turned to the young lady Christian was expecting to join them. His friend said, I can't believe you like this girl. And Christian replied, She's a total English rose and she really turns me on."

The Corsair sips from his icy pimp goblet, making a disenchated face at the "English rose" remark. 

"'Every time he saw the restaurant doors open he looked up. He was quite jittery.' After 15 minutes of nervous clock-watching, his date arrived.

"'She was dressed in a tight T-shirt and jeans,' adds our spy. 'She was stunning. Everyone in the restaurant turned to look at her when she swept in. Christian motioned for her to sit next to him and ordered more sake. Within seconds his hands were wandering."

"'She was very well-spoken and was talking about castings and the theatre industry,' says our source.

"'Christian was really turning on the charm, telling her she should meet some of his director friends and paying her endless cheesy compliments. He must have told her she was incredible and amazing at least a dozen times.

"'He was sliding his hand up her thigh and stroking her back - to any onlooker it looked as though they were together."

The Corsair munches unsalted popcorn, intrigued at what fools these mortals be.

"... We can only hope Christian's wife of four years, Ryan Haddon, is in an understanding mood when she hears about his latest exploits.

"The pair reportedly had a violent bust-up last year, which left Christian - who has battled booze and drugs - needing nine stitches to the head."

If gossip be the food of life, go on ...