Friday, July 09, 2004

Chappelle: "I Don't Know What the Fuck (Nader) Thinks He's Doing"

From the August 2004 Blender:

"Blender: You talk about race, this country's great unspoken topic.

"Dave Chappelle: It's hilariously unspoken ... you know who goes through it and no one talk about? Poor white people. Poor white people feel like they're supposed to be rich. That's why they always sound crazy -- like 'Niggers are taking all the jobs at Burger King.' Alright, you sound like a fucking idiot right now ...

"Blender: Who are you going to vote for President this Fall?

"Dave: I'm going to ask you to take a wild guess.

"Blender: Then we'd guess John Kerry.

"Dave: I'm leaning that way. Ralph Nader, I don't know what the fuck he thinks he's doing. He has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win, he wouldn't even say that.

"Blender: A lot of your jokes come from watching television, which you don't seem to like very much.

"Dave: This culture is dumb. The fact that Arnold Shwarzenegger is governor -- people voted for the nigger because he's the Terminator. 'Bring down the budget, Terminator.'"

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