Musto's Blind Item Bonanza

All over New York people are trying to decode the brilliant
Michael Musto's spectacular blind item feast for gossip hungry eyes. Even Oedipus Rex couldn't solve some of these cryptic riddles, but that doesn't make them any less intriguing or entertaining.

Like this:

"Which scandal lady broke up with that incendiary actor partly because he was desperate to have group scenes involving him, her, and hookers, who he wanted to ram dildos up his ..."

Would that be Heidi Fleiss and Tom Sizemore? I don't know. But I'm hooked on Musto's phonics.

More:

"Which mega-entertainer slept with that music mogul along the way, thus guaranteeing a much needed early career boost?"

Who would that be? Pink and LA Reid? Whitney and Clive Davis? Michael Jackson and David Geffen?
Damon Dash and Beyonce?

Enquiring minds want to know. But then again, we realize why we can't. If Michael Musto actually filled in the blanks for us, aside from depriving us of many hours of fun, he would get into trouble with all the stars and their publicists and their lawyers.

And we need our weekly dose of Musto.