Jason Allen Alexander's 15 Minutes


Jason Allen Alexander and Britney Jean have filed for an annullment, and the guys at the Smoking Gun, as usual, have the documents if you just kind of wait for them to get it out.

According to the files, there will be "no community property to divide." The document is an extant work of that most postmodernist of enterprises, the law. My favorite line, crafted with legal cunning and a tenderness for the language of love, is 16 on Page 2, which goeth:

"Pursuant to NRS 125.350 there was no meeting of the minds in entering into the marriage contract and in a court of equality there is cause for declaring the contract void."

No, here there was probably no meeting of the minds.

Anyhoo, Little Miss Upchuck was probably sloshed, as her signature on the Marriage license suggests. Or maybe she just wanted to boost record sales in this end-of-year start-of-new-year slow news cycle.

Whatever.