Don't Shake His Shortfingered Hand!

In the January 14 edition of Star Magazine, Victoria Gotti, daughter of former mob boss and hip hop icon, John Gotti, pastes together some interesting quotes from Donald Trump on his favorite subject, namely, himself (who else, my little pomegranate).

Part the first: In which we learn the folicle-challenged capitalist tool, for example, doesn't like the handshake:

"I'm not a big fan of the handshake ... I think it's barbaric, shaking hands, you catch colds, you catch the flu, you catch all sorts of things."

Further strong opinions, a la the Trumper, check here.