Mickey Rourke Got Knocked the F@ck Out!

God bless Page Six. Just when you thought that merry band of Sixers had forgotten the Pope of Grenwich Village for The Bloviator ... think again.

Page Six reports that Rourke, who was once knocked the fuck out by real life tough guy Chuck Zito , was kayoed at Mynt nightclub in Miami.

The unknown guy sent the actor "flying across the room," according to witnesses, saying he'd knock the silicone out of his face.

Poor guy. Maybe he should stick to people more in his fight class, like, uhm, ex-wife Carre Otis? Or maybe this pseudo tough guys pet Chihuahua, Loki?


*snicker*

(ed note: This week I have a lot of work to catch up on, so the posts will be fewer, sorry about that)