Kids Can Be So Cruel

Carl the Janitor: Brian, how ya doin'?

Bender: Your dad work here? ... Uh, Carl?

Carl: What?

Bender: Can I ask you a question?

Carl: Sure.

Bender: How does one become a janitor?

Carl: You want to be a janitor?

Bender: No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in persuing a career in the custodial arts.

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Bender: What are we having?

Brian: Just your normal everyday lunch.

Bender: Milk?

Brian: Soup.... Apple juice.

Bender: I can read. PB & J with the crusts cut off. Well Brian, this is a very nutricious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

Brian: No, Mr. Johnson

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Vernon: What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?

Bender: Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear.