Whatever Happened To Tommy Mottola?

Today as I was getting a small packet of french fries at McDonald's, who should I see in uniform: yes, it was Tommy Mottola, former husband to Mariah Carey and fallen from grace record executive! Imagine my surprise!

Not one to engage in shadenfreude, The Corsair avoided eye contact so as not to make Tommy feel as uncomfortable as Courtney Love at an AA Meeting, I just handed him the money and he gave me the change and I left the joint thinking: Fame ... aint it a bitch?