Jennifer Aniston Has Best Celebrity Hair?

Tis the season for vacations -- falalalalalalalala. As journalists far and wide take their holiday vacations to warner climes than the chilly Northeast corridor and the news stream becomes slim pickins indeed (remember last year around this time we were debating whether or not the Raelians had cloned a baby?), some poll has asserted as news the shocking -- shocking! -- propaganda that Jennifer Anniston has the best celebrity hair.

There is not much to say on that subject except that we disagree: Senator John Kerry has the best coif. Basta!