She's Easy Like Sunday Morning

Star Magazine, that significant cultural artifact, shows us some of the interesting footage that didn't quite make the cut at Fox TV's hit The Simple Life, starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. Our favorite little chesnuts:

"They were kind of pumping gas at the Exxon for one or maybe two days but they didn't do much," says Chris Trotter, who works at the gas station/grocery store. "They pumped a few cars, but just for the cameras. Fox offered $5 off a tank of gas to get a lot of people to come in [to the station] those days."

and:

"I heard Paris say that it was just innocent flirting, but I think it was a lot more than that," insists Trotter. "She hooked up with several guys."

Oh that Uptown Girl livin la vida loca!