What Altus, AK Thinks of Paris and Nicole

The intrepid crowd at the Star went back to Altus, Arkansas to find out what the town thought about Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

"Paris and Nicole worked for me for one day. After that they'd visit every night to meet guys. They were sweet and kind -- but a little dingy," said Bill "Buffalo" Leding.

Local Dairy famer Danny Council had a different take. "I told them they should get a card that reads 'hired to be fired,' he told the Star.' I couldn't get them to get up and do anything after one hour's work. Out of the two girls -- if you had to make one your daughter -- it would be Nicole. She has a heart. But Paris just thinks the world revolves around her.'"

Noooooooo..... you don't say?