Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Priscilla Presley: Slink Cat

Too Wong Foo, Priscilla Beaulieu.(image via wikia)

(image via thisislondon)

What is it about plastic surgery that, when done to excess, makes the patient look -- and how does one say this so as not to offend? -- like a big ole fucking tomcat? It is almost as if there was an invisible line -- a human-to-meow marker, so to speak -- which, when crossed, metamorphoses human beings into the feline species. Nature is saying: Yes, you have the technology, but I, dear civilized Western nation, am the final arbiter with what you have been given. Don't fuck with your face, mortal, else you will revert to a small carnivorous species of crepuscular mammal (Averted Gaze). From Thisislondon:

"Priscilla Presley has been attracting catty comments for her increasingly feline features that perhaps betray a flirtation with cosmetic surgery.

"But her dance routine on show Dancing With The Stars saw her make fun of her much-criticised image, with a raunchy routine which saw her crawl across the floor just like a slinky big cat."

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