Media-Whore D'Oevres



"It was a family affair for David Beckham last night as he took to the field to earn his 100th cap for England. The Beckham clan filled abn executive box in the Paris stands to watch the father-of-three achieve his milestone – only the fifth player to do so. Wife Victoria looked proudly as she held on their sons Romeo, five, and three-year-old Cruz, during the friendly against France." (Thisislondon)

"Getting older while staying relevant, Madonna's back with more music, and my ancient ears can still hear it, but a DJ and Madonna fan named Danny Echi sent out a mass e-mail saying that her new song, '4 Minutes (to Save the World),' should actually be called '4 Minutes to Make More $$$$$$.' Wrote Echi: "This is just a corny commercial track. The Madonna shout-outs on it are corny, as if no one knew her name or she's trying to be cool hip-hop, which she's not. This is just a sell-out. It sounds like a James Bond movie theme. I think they tried too hard to repeat Timbaland's 'Give It to Me' featuring Nelly Furtado and Timberlake." (Musto)