Media-Whore D'Oevres



"Lindsay Lohan has been spotted wearing a ring with the initials SR on it, and all the really savvy kids are buzzing about what that stands for: Sam Raimi? Sally Rand? Steve Reeves? No, celebitchy.com is pretty certain it's Samantha Ronson, the illustrious DJ and sibling of Mark who's suposedly Lindsay's lover, I mean girlfriend, I mean accomplice ..." (Musto)

"A Ukrainian police officer serving with the UN force in Kosovo has died from his injuries following violent clashes with ethnic Serbs in the northern part of the divided town of Mitrovica on 17 March ... NATO and UNMIK leaders responded angrily to the violence, warning that the clashes had crossed "red lines" that had been explained to Kosovo Serb leaders, and in the short term one can expect KFOR to forcibly reassert control over northern Mitrovica." (Janes)