Stay Classy, Dustin Diamond!
Reason #7,322 why child stars never turn out right. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:
"Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on 'Saved by the Bell,' riding shotgun in a minivan near Lincoln Center, leaning out the window and spitting on the street."
And reason #7,323. ($102,000 a month on Entertainment?!! Fucking Mickey Mouse Clubber)