Gene Simmons: Douchebag



Stay classy Gene Simmons, douchebag! From Cindy Adams:

"Gene Simmons: 'When I meet a beautiful woman I don't care if she's read Stephen Hawking's latest thesis. I just think, 'She's got great boobs, and I want target practice.'"

Charmed, I'm sure. Fred Armisen's dead-on SNL impressions capture the robust, musky slaziness that is Gene. His "disgusting voodoo," if you will. And with all the oiliness involved, it is any wonder anyone is capturing anything.