Further Innovations on the Theme of Fabio Versus Clooney



(image via eonline via tmz)

In the above image via E! via TMZ -- eew -- Clooney, clearly peeved that Fabio's posse might be stealing his image and puts forth a digit. This precipitated the contretemps.

But more curious than the question which one of these babies is the larger bitch is ... Does "Fabio" have goddam strawberry blonde highlights in his hair?