Media-Whore D'Oevres



"PRINCE HARRY has been ditched by girlfriend Chelsy Davy, the News of the World can reveal. The pretty blonde ended their three-year romance in a series of tearful phone calls this week, telling him: 'It's over.' Close pals say that she became tired of Harry's boozy, playboy lifestyle and angry at his total lack of commitment." (Newsoftheworld)

"Resurgent GOP presidential candidate Sen. John McCain (Ariz.) guaranteed Sunday that he would win the New Hampshire primary. Earlier this year, McCain seemed to be on the ropes with poor showings in national polls and the fundraising race. However, the senator, who has admitted that mistakes had been made during the early parts of his campaign, has begun raising more money and has rebounded in national polls. McCain said the critical race in New Hampshire is 'wide open' and pointed to the state’s independent electorate. 'A lot of people haven’t made up their minds,' McCain said on Fox News Sunday, before making his guarantee. 'I can tell you right now I will win New Hampshire.'" (TheHill)

"In the annals of excess, it could be a new high: a more than $300 million dollar, super-sized luxury airplane, bought and outfitted solely for the private comfort of a Saudi Arabian billionaire (Prince Alwaleed)... The options include private bedrooms, a movie theater or even a gym with a jacuzzi. He'll also need a flight crew of about 15 to operate the luxury liner ...As a member of the Saudi royal family, he benefits from the country's vast oil wealth." (AP)

"Spoilt Peaches Geldof really is hell on wheels after a blazing bust-up in a men's loo at a boozy roller disco.We can reveal Sir Bob's little darling had a screaming fit in the gents when she walked in on a reveller relieving himself and he showed her his, er, tackle.Put-out Peaches grabbed a large drink and threw it all over him. A spokesman for the posh party-girl confirmed: 'Peaches is not embarrassed about it. She stumbled into the wrong toilets and that's just one of those things that happens.'" (3AMGirls)

"It's too soon to tell how a prolonged writers strike might impact the Primetime Emmy Awards, the TV Academy said last week. But even if the season is cut short and no new episodes are produced beyond the ones finishing up this month, the Emmy show could still go on. That's because, according to TV Academy rules, six episodes of a series must have been telecast to be eligible for the competish. Most shows -- even midseason entries -- already had at least that many segs in the can when the scribes hit the pavement." (Variety)