Incarcerated Assface



(image via E!)

Pity the turbulent indigo that is the life of Mickey Rourke of the bad plastic surgery and the boiling, self-destructive temper. He;s wined and dines with Kings and Queens, and he's lain in the gutter eating pork and beans ... and now he looks like this:



The Sun, in a rare act of spontaneous cleverness, called Rourke "9 1/2 Cheeks." Can't improve on that, baby.