Panel Discussion Today ( Note: Tonight's Panel Was Cancelled, Alas)
Am I fucking nervous? But of course. I will probably be exiting briskly from a back exit as soon as it is all over I'm not trying to cultivate an air of mystery or be a jerk. We are shy; we should not be out and about in public. Why does The Corsair do these things? Who knows. Probably it has something to do with being genetically hard wired not to say no to pretty women. The hottness factor makes me acts against my own self-interest. First, the "sessy" Liza Sabater asked me to do WYSIWYG and I said yes. Then, uberbloggerbabe Elizabeth Spiers asks me to do this panel and, likewise -- yes. My life would be so much easier if The Corsair could go on quasi-anonymous (sigh), bitchslapping complacent media and political celebrity.
That having been said, you are invited to attend. But if you ask me about "intellectual property issues, fair use, and libel law," I'll leap from the stage like a panther and pounce. I fucking swear I will. Rrrr.