Naomi Campbell Goes French



Oily, overcosmeticized Gallic "mancandy" Andre Balazs, whose very name when pronounced correctly makes the listener feel the need to reach for ointment -- Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment -- is, apparently, seeing our favorite punchy supermodel, Naomi Campbell. Damn. And we like our girls a little crazy, you-know-what-I-mean? From those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"NAOMI Campbell's latest arm candy is dashing hotel mogul, and Uma Thurman's recent ex, Andre Balazs. Though insiders say the two are not a couple, they were spotted last week at Waverly Inn having a cozy dinner, which was briefly broken up when Donna Karan plopped down to chat with the dinner daters. Later, Balazs brought Campbell to Kelly Killoren Bensimon's birthday party at Pop Burger, though a spy said, 'They weren't really together there.'"

We wonder, in earnest, what the fuck slightly batty Donna Karan had to say to the extremely volatile yet super-hott supermodel and that aged slab of USDA-prime boef (Averted Gaze). Must have been one hell of a Dadaist collaboration in the waverly that night.(pageSix)