Thursday, May 24, 2007

Mischa to Victoria: "We're Not Going To The Same Place"



(image via allposters)

Random acts of of carbolic wit at the expense of a fool are served cold when delivered in a British accent. It must have been mucho frosty when Mischa Barton threw down on conventionally beautiful but tragically stupid Victoria Silvstedt at Cannes. Mischa harsdhed on Victoria's duncy mellow. According to the 3AMGirls:

"IT was handbags at dawn at the Cannes Film Festival, when so-called pals Mischa Barton and model Victoria Silvstedt had a spectacular hissy-fit.

"Both blondes had been happily knocking back cocktails together at the exclusive De Grisogono party, at the Hotel du Cap's Eden Roc nightclub, on Tuesday night.

"But then Mischa, 21, got fed up with the former Playboy Playmate following her around everywhere and kept trying to shake her off. A star-studded crowd - including Naomi Campbell, Eva Mendes, David Furnish and Kid Rock - looked on stunned as Victoria, 32, yelled: 'Where the hell are you going now? Why do you keep walking away from me?'

"Mischa just spat back: 'We're not even going in the same direction. We're not going to the same place.'"

Harsh, but True. If their pasts are any indication of future behavior, Mischa is most likely headed straight to Showbiz Purgatory, namely: The C-List (tm); while Victoria, farther down the showbiz food chain, will end up being on the wrong end of an "I-did-not-have-relations-with-that-woman" from some mid-level band's bass player in the tabloids several days after the fact.

There's no business like show business .. (3AMGirls)

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