Media-Whore D'Oevres



Proving that former President Bill Clinton is indeed part African-American, he pulls a "Prince," arriving 3 hours late to something called the Hubert Humphrey Awards Dinner -- but still makes everyone feel special. He was, to be sure, on "CP" time. (Politico)

Wednesday's Lunch at Michael's: "Table 14: Al Roker and tall, goateed gentleman, likely from NBC. Roker said hi to (CBS Early Show weatherman Dave) Price as Price got up to leave. Weather foes make nice. (FishbowlNY)

Candace Bushnell's "Lipstick Jungle" is picked up by NBC. Now, if only ABC, in a fit of sheer bitchiness, programmed Bushnell nemesis Darren Starr's "Cashmere Mafia" against it. Me--e--eow! (HollywoodReporter)

As we've always known: Rudy Giuliani is not-yet-ready-for-prime-time. The sum total of his Foreign Policy experience ends at the entrance of The Russian Tea Room (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). What were the pundits thinking when they cast a 2-tern urban Mayor as the Republican Party frontrunner! (TheHill)