(image via nndb)
In Nylon Guys, September 2005, indie actor Jason Lee finally comes clean on why the fuck he named his son "Pilot Inspektor," thereby sentencing the poor boy to a decade of boarding school hell and -- worse -- association with Jermaine Jackson, who named his luckless projeny "Jermajesty." (Averted Gaze)
Please do not wipe down your computer screen; it is only Jermaine Jackson. He always looks that greasy. (image via smh.au)
"Nylon Guys: ... Your son, Pilot Inspektor. Do I even have to ask?
"Jason Lee (laughing) It's just something we came up with.
"Nylon Guys: You can do better than that. Why the 'K' at least?
"Jason (laughing ass off) ... I don't know. I just thought it would be cool to put a 'k' in there. It looked official."
Yes well (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detchment), glad to see Jason Lee is "laughing his ass off." It'll be "Pilot Inspektor," though, who has to bear the outrageous slings and wedgies of Mr. and Mrs. Lee's post-coital private ha-ha.
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