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What's the matter, lightweight? Can't hold your liquor? (image via thecobrasnake)



At "The Pam Anderson Roast," "mashed potatoes" were served, with "cheese". (image via AP)



Even though Victor complained, bitterly, that Issac's soi-disant "Gaza Withdrawal" was too "abrupt," and "selfish," they slow danced afterwards, romantically, to the musical stylings of Enya before going off on their own separate ways. (image via AP)



It is a little known fact among the partyocracy that if a Japanese house party goes bust, well, the host is duly required to commit Seppuku. (image via thecobrasnake)



No matter how much so-called "Smart Water (tm)" Effie drank, it still took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes". (image via thecobrasnake)



Hey, you -- yeah, you: With the "come hither and fuck me glare," that slow, sinuous walk, and those poom-poom Daisy Dukes. I'm talking to you. You've got this pirate's attention. Do you wanna ride the high seas with The Corsair? Come on, baby. You wanna? (image via thecobrasnake)



Some parties -- especially in L.A. -- are almost entirely populated by The Beautiful People. Those are a blast. Other parties, however ... (Averted Gaze) (image via thecobrasnake)



Cute baby Cheetahs, Helena Christensen and The Rondeau Minuet from Henry Purcell's Gordian Knot Unty'd always -- without fail -- makes The Corsair's heart beat faster and gives us a little lump in the throat. (image via AP)