Aging, Old school pimp "Wild Irish Rose" eschews the icy pimp chalice, the hype gear and the requisite Bentley for a more modest, grandfather from Astoria flavor. (image via thecobrasnake)
Could you be any more demure with that frozen Yoplait, Miss Fuckingdisgusting? (image via thecobrasnake)
"Suckle from my nip, little one, that you too may partake of my innate hipness." (image via thecobrasnake)
Investment Bankerboy and his girlfriend, we'll call her Annoying Girl, like to role play while he's on the cellphone making "duckets," by using a massive see-through dildo. (image via thecobrasnake)
Annoying Girl, later, in feline repose. (image via thecobrasnake)
"(breathless, smitten) He had me at the backwards Vegas visor." (image via thecobrasnake)
Veejay, the hipster in the soiled Mickey Mouse shirt (Averted Gaze), felt that he was not only drinking, but actually living the Miller High Life. (image via thecobrasnake)
3 comments:
So xbox 360 isn't going to pay you advertising $$$, but rather use your comments section to shill for it's faux-blog? Charming!
And so ingenious- who could ever see through such trickery?
HA! Fantastic captions, particularly the High Life one. Made me guffaw out loud, and I haven't actually guffawed in years.
oh, no, don't encourage me.
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