In the all-but-forgotten Gnostic text "The Gospel According to Gitsie," on the third day, Jesus went out clubbing. (image via thecobrasnake)
This is an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" waiting to happen. Haul ass if you see this man. (image via thecobrasnake)
"Honey, that's not how you Vogue: that's downright Harper's Bazaar!" (image via thecobrasnake)
He used to be a pimp. Now, he's a municipal employee on pension with a cholesterol count. But every now and then, he dyes his 'stache black and powerstruts, with a little roll in his stroll, with a little pep in his step, over to "the corner." (image via thecobrasnake)
You torture me. (image via thecobrasnake)
There's nothing wrong with this woman that a robust multivitamin and a deep cleansing shampoo couldn't remedy. (image via thecobrasnake)
1 comment:
yes. gallons of water, some good moisturizer, a tad of pilates and she will be back to normal maybe. oh, and some jamaican blue mountain.
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