Rosie O'Donnell on Art



(image via hallmark)

Art is a subject that has engaged the greatest minds in the history of the world -- Heidegger, Rameau, Aristotle, Gurdjieff -- now, make way for: Rosie O'Donnell (The Corsair sips at a glass of Grappa di Prosecco, clearly unimpressed).

Rosie discourses on Art on her blog (Averted Gaze), which increasingly sounds like the incoherent musings of the developmentally disabled character she played in that crappy Hallmark special "Riding The Bus with My Sister":

"i use i photo first
"i make an album full of the pix i like
"i put them in an order sometimes color
"sometimes their expressions
"sometimes actual sequence

"i open i movie - i choose photos
"they all appear - tiny icons
"i place then one at a time
"in the bar beneath

"i have a song in mind
"usually b4 i start
"but if u dont just choose one
"that fits the mood

"hit the music button
"ur i tunes library will come up
"click on the song
"hit play

"ta dah
"art"

Or something like that.