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"Bad touch is if someone touched you, like where your bathing suit covers you." (image via thecobrasnake)



Like their namesakes, both pimp Beaujolais and his cohort (out of frame) the notorious "Champale" are well-known for their moderately priced "product." (image via thecobrasnake)



Is it the corpse-like pallor, the Bay City Roller's jacket or the "I Heart Desperate Housewives" t-shirt that makes this man so damned delicious? (image via thecobrasnake)



... And the odd thing is she never told me why she pummeled me with such extreme prejudice. She only kept screaming, over and over, "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" and then I blacked out. (image via thecobrasnake)