Carmen Zeta-Jones Did NOT Wash Her Hair in Caviar



And all that Jazz .. (image via nymag)

OK, we fucked up. For the second time. What is it about Carmen Zeta-Jones, Welsh theatrical geek turned starlet, that lends herself to baroque innuendo and outright lies? (The Corsair expectorates into the blogosphere)We erroneously reported on the downmarket reporting that CZJ washed her hair in caviar and goddam truffles -- admittedly, it sounded too good to be true. We are presently writing on the chalk board "Truffles for Tummy, not for the hair .."

Somrthing called Rocklandusa gives us the gasface:

"This is why I didn’t post the stupid caviar rumor about CATHERINE ZETA JONES on my blog when all the other sheep bloggers followed one another to jump on the bandwagon. It didn’t make any sense - if it’s too good to be true - it usually is … unless it deals with Britney Spears. The rumor went that Catherine put caviar in her hair to make it shiny? Caaammaaaannn!!!"

That, "Caaaamaaaannn" was, no doubt, delivered in a soul-piercing Rockland County accent. Ok, ok "Rockland USA," go easy; we get the point.