Pete Doherty Campaigns to Regain Kate Moss' Heart



Cracklove is tight! The sinister curls of medicinal-smelling cracksmoke have cleared leaving Pete Doherty desperately alone and Kate Moss back in the embrace of the jetset. As it should be. Pete Doherty not willing to let well-enough alone is, to our immense amusement, trying to regain the heart of Kate Moss (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). Like that's going to happen. Who would want to return to a long, moist, dark night of the crack-soul scenario?

Never mind the inconvenient fact that she has moved on far enough that she refers to him as "The Slug." From Thisislondon:

"Troubled rocker Pete Doherty has issued a desperate public plea to win back his ex fiancée Kate Moss.

"The Babyshambles frontman says he has been largely frozen out by the supermodel, who has so far refused to see him since reports of his alleged infidelity emerged.

"He said: 'I can't get hold of her any other way. I need Kate to know that I still love her. She has broken my heart.'

"The recovering heroin addict labelled the model a 'nasty old rag' who 'kicked me in the head' in the account of their tempestuous on-off relationship, but insists that he can't live without her."

She's like a crack-pipe?